Some drug dealer drops a load of coke into the woods and a bear that happens to be there consumes it and goes on a rampage. The reader might find it funny, but there was a lot of hype in this movie. A movie, a parody of itself, hilarious from start to end... Or that's what was expected. In reality, we got some Slayer-like movie featuring a bear that's just more vicious and fast than other bears, starts slow, and has too many characters. The ending is also disappointing and the jokes while fun is either too cringy or simply not funny, so, in the end, Cocaine Bear turns into another stupid movie, made by some producers that just got out of ideas.
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