X (When porn filmakers decide to make a real movie)

 

Should've known I'd be squish from the poster

 A bunch of porn actors takes a trip to a farm owned by an elderly couple that happens to have cheap rent, only to find out that the elders weren't as nice as they seemed. Well, they didn't seem nice at all. That's the thing, the movie attempts to show how we are supposedly afraid of becoming old and decrepit or something like that.

If you find old people scary because of wrinkles this is totally your type of movie. Unless you don't like getting slammed like five sex scenes on the face, it's not for picky audiences. 

 The youth as always is characterized by stone-headed stupidity, especially the camera guy. Didn't he think that if he made his GF record an amateur porn movie she might be tempted to cheat on him? It was kind of under the nose. Like the whole movie from minute ten. Slow, predictable... It seemed to me that they couldn't afford to show the end at the beginning.

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