The Cellar (Directed by Jeremy Bates, author of notorious "NoEndHouse")

"Chief, our movie isn't very scary..." "No prob, noob. Just jam in some black goats, sit back and watch 'em numbers grow!"


The movie starts with a not-very-original proposal of a haunted house with a creepy basement, then it presents us the typical American dream family with a "rebel" teenage daughter, Billy Ellish style, that disappears in that basement.

 The movie then switches perspective to the mother who will try to unveil this great mystery that turns out to be an esoteric mish-mash, handling suspense very poorly and delivering a very dissatisfying ending in a very unimaginative supermarket queue hell. 1/10


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