Asylum of Fear (What people that don't like horror think when you say "horror movie")



So bad, so amateurish, Asylum of fear has everything a movie shouldn't have. Poor illumination, terrible, histrionic actors, homemade, overly pretentious special effects, awful setting, no character development, disgusting script, and total lack of rhythm. Somehow, the movie feels like it lasts too long and yet like it was cut short, with an open finale waiting for a sequel that will never come. It's so, so bad I felt like it was a parody of not only horror but all movies.

The evil head physician getting his handgun snatched by an infant was just it.

 There was some kind of strange enjoyment in seeing what next screw-up the actors would make, but the ones that surely didn't find it funny were the actors themselves. That movie ruined their careers. 3/10 for the funny moments

"He's coming! He's coming!" -Random madman ghost 


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