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| You ask for it and here it is. A review for "Morbius", possibly the most controversial depiction of vamps since twilight |
Dr. Morbius is one of these genius kids, as proven by the fact that he bridged a fuse from a dialysis machine, which according to the orphanage's director is equally meritorious to the "team of scientists" that build it.
If you ask me, judging by the resolve of the kid a couple of roommates had gone stiff for him to learn how to pull the stunt.
And as all Marvel genius boys that through some fortune chance get ahold of an unparalleled amount of funding, he does some lab experiment, obviously, concerning mixing human DNA with some animal's, that goes wrong and he ends up as some sort of mixture between Dracula and Batman.
He has this over-the-top morality and makes a promise to kill his brain-dead killer vampire friend and then commit suicide because vampires are cursed, blah blah, which he fails to fulfill.
I mean, If instead of the kickass scene of the vampire superhero with his vampire GF using that nonsense sonar ability to... do something, they had a sad scene of a dead dude, the movie would be a bummer, and we wouldn't have the post-credit cliffhanger for the sequel, in which some gay randomly pop into existence and yells "I'm Alan Moore!" Like that's supposed to mean anything.
The best and most believable character would be Mobius priorly limp friend, who despite being brain dead still makes the most out of being a vampire, unlike Mobius himself.
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