Pyre (Soccer moms making video games)

 

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You remember the kindergarden teachers and moms that suggested "insult-free freestyle RAP" and it turned out to be garbage? Well, a basketball game where losing has no consecuence turns out to be about as unstasfying.

 Arguably, "basketball games" would normally be discarded as garbage outright, but I didn't really believed it until I had it installed on my computer, running. Well, "running", the game is very poorly optimized for something so flat, I honestly don't know what's consuming so many resources. 

The gameplay wouldn't be so atrociously bad if you could redo matches and "hard" was just the base difficulty, anything less than hard is just wasting your time. Also, relics suck, speed is god everything else is non-consecuential, two of the characters are much, much better than the rest and one of them is outright useless. 

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