There's like a million versions, including a fuckboi Jeff that dates the protagonist and a genderbender "Jane the Killer", but as far I could see this is the one that dates the earliest, thus the original.
It's funny that Quality Control removed it from "Creepypasta wiki", but fortunatly they left us an alternative for us, trash enjoyers. Here's a link.
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| There, in the little ray of light, illuminating from between my curtains, were a pair of two eyes.These weren't regular eyes; they were dark, ominous eyes. (scary) |
PR: Ever been in a neighborhood so tough that the kids next door tried to mug you with a knife at school? Well, Jeff has. And apparently he's tougher than everybody else, because he broke one kid's nose, another's wrist, and the other was left in the ground, stabbed, puking and writhing, all in three punches.
Ever heard the Sicilian Omertà code? Because these muggers certainly hasn't, they call the cops on Jeff and they arrest Liu (his brother) who takes the fall, a full year in juvie, no trial, no questioning or anything. Maybe the muggers were friends with the police and hand them a percentage of their earnings? Anything is possible.
Jeff's mother, who apparently is dumb in the head or something, has the family assist to one of the mugger's birthday party, and overdressed on top of that. Maybe she has sexual fantasies about getting robbed?
After a while, Jeff gets this videogame-like sequence of the mugger band jumping over the fance with skateboards, even if one of the kids have been described as utterly unfit, and they're here for more revenge, and they came fully packed and all, "Troy and Keith both pulled guns out of their pockets.", it's funny that Randy only has a knife. Talk about bringing a knife to a gun fight!
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| "No one interrupts or guts will fly!" -Randy |
Not that it matters as it apparently they don't know how to use them, Randy pretty much uses the cohersion of the firearms to kick and stab Jeff free skot, but commits the mistake of leading him into the house. (Where the adults at?)
That's when it happens. Something inside Jeff snaps. His psyche is destroyed, all rational thinking is gone, all he can do, is kill. He gets on top of Randy and punches him straight in the heart. The punch causes Randy's heart to stop.
Yes. Punches can cause the heart to stop, apparently. That's when the other two start firing the guns but they miss all the shots, like I said they don't know how to use them. They ran out of bullets and close in, having not learned a thing of what happened to Randy, although they get lucky and Jeff punches no longer cause sudden death.
With all the struggle a "thing of bleach" fall on both of them, and seeing that the fight is no longer winnable, one of the tough boys flicks a lighter and set them both on fire. Yes, bleach is flammable in case you didn't know.
The fight ends, and Jeffs ends in the hospital. The bleach has whitened his face and the fire has burnt his eyelids, but he's happy because the face goes perfect with him. Right, because he's like in the picture. A pain having to use eyedrops every couple minutes though, but I guess he didn't consider that.
Despite being gravely injured and apparenly having psychological problems result of the kids-with-guns incident, the doctors release him, because as we all know adults and mostly those with some semblance of authority are absolute asses in Creepypasta.
Speaking of releases, Liu also gets released after the "witnesses heard Randy confess". The way law works in Creepypasta sure is something.
Later in the night, the mother hears sobbing in the bathroom and finds that Jeff has cut himself to Glasgow smile to "smile forever", and instead of calling an ambulance and tending his wounds she tells Daddy to "get the gun", wow some parenting right there. Jeff manages to "gut them both" before that, and for some inexplicable reason he also kills Liu who was just sleeping though all the screaming and sobbing (heavy sleeper that one).
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| No need to tell 'em Jeffy |
The story, while filled to the brim with inconsistences, and clearly not very scary, it's rather fun to read as the chaos and defiance of natural laws such as the heart-stopping punches or the inflammable bleach keeps the reader engaged, unlike other stories, where the inconsistences are plain boring. Still, definitly not the best of the sub-genre and not something I'd recommend except for the memes. 4.5/10
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