Top picks from dude trying to disuade other dude of his low opinion on creepypasta. I'm seeing the format and, man. This doesn't look good...
SCP-1733: "SCP-1733 is a digital recording of the 2010-2011 NBA season opening game played at the TD Garden in Boston"... What. WTF? Wow, man. Disuaded, creepypasta is the shit yo. NBA? Just wow.
SCP-3000: I love how they ask for "credentials" that are literally just a click on "read". "Credentials approved", ha. If SCP regular security checks are as thorough as their special ones we're doomed. Ok, first image: that's a tapeworm. "SCP-3000 is a massive, aquatic, serpentine entity strongly resembling a giant moray eel, ranging 900 meters" my ass, that's a tapeworm on a green filter.
Haha ok this is funny, here the author was like "Yeah I'm gonna make it like super big, SUPER BIG, it's ten meter diameter and has nine hundred meters long, err, but it could be more!" and then he's like "wait, how much food would a creature like that needs a day? Plus I made it carnivorous, so that's that..." (googles) "Four hundred metric tons of fish per day!? Ehh.." and then he wrote down "Yeah SCP-3000 needs no subtance despite its size"
SCP-3001: "SCP-3001 is an alternate dimension almost completely devoid of any matter" and then there's like a log of a guy that got trapped there reapeating his name and favorite song plus like a thousand "fucks" for eleven years. Seriously?
SCP-093: Literally a magnetic rock but instead of attracted to magnets it's attracted to mirrors.
Ok the list goes on and on but basically it's all the same: some unimaginative monster that sometimes it's an object, a lot of weird sciency words but no story, or no interesting, linear and structured story anyways.
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