Sonic.exe (About as bad as I thought, maybe worse)

 

"Sega 666", hahaha. 

PR: A dude, fan of Sonic sagas as he likes to reminds us every few sentences, gets a note from his friend Kyle saying "Burn this thing, it's cursed. Absolutly and under no circumstances play the game. Burn. It" along with one of those pirate CDs that had the name of the game scribbled with marker pen, so of course MC does what we all know he'd do and plays the game.

 He plays as different characters that get systematically assassinated by sonny while putting in some crappy (rather than creepy) messages like "So many souls to play with, so little time" and other things of the sort, when the characters ran out a "hyper-realistic sonic with fur so detailed you could feel its touch past the screen". I can't help but imagine the sonic from the movie

Though I suppose that with all the edge going around I'd be more like

"His eyes were pitch black and bleeding with two glowing red dots, and his smile had stretched wider up to the edge of his face (...) Sonic had fangs, VERY SHARP fangs (...) Blood started to come down those blackened eyes... A message appeared on the screen. 'I AM GOD'"

Any more edge and my boy here would turn into a friggin' razor. Anyway. The story is somewhat funny due all the cringe, but the constant unnecesary game references really make it a dull, cumbersome read and that twist at the end, man. He finds a sonic plushie by his bed. 2/10