Abandoned by Disney

 PR: Under the pretense of journalism, MC goes to some failed disney project to loot all that isn't attached to the ground because - hey - it's abandoned

So we don't really feel that bad when things start going awry for the looter, but that doesn't happen before we get all these references to the "FACTS" such as disney releasing sharks and six-legged pythons in the surrounding area as the place shut down

Sorry, eighty-feet pythons

What? Are you surprised? As the MC says, "I should have known. I'd read about the sharks at Treasure Isle, and I should have known they'd do this."
 
 "This" refers to the strange cross-breed mad science experiments in a theme park, releasing them into the public as some sort of testing grounds.

Given the park's abandonment is in the Bahamas, it's no surprise that locals have thoroughly sacked the area, leaving nothing for the MC to steal. As he puts it, they've "even scraped the mold off the walls and taken it." That's why he's thrilled to find a room with a padlock that remains unopened.

Until now, the story has been relatively believable, racist jokes aside, and if we ignore the legged python. However, things take a cheesy turn here.

Upon entering the room, the MC finds everything rotten. Clothes disintegrate at his touch, walls and furniture crumble under slight weight, and the mascot costumes are in tatters. This doesn't explain why Mickey is depicted in negative colors, though.

 Inside a Donald mask, the MC discovers a skull. As he morbidly approaches to take a photo "In case Disney makes this disappear" the negative Mickey suddenly rises and delivers a corny evil phrase in Mickey's voice: "Would you like to see my head come off?" then tears its own head off, spraying yellow blood-goo everywhere. Yea...

The MC flees, and as he exits, he notices new graffiti: "Abandoned by God." It's unclear whether this implies the place was abandoned by God before or after Disney, or if God is Disney.

Frankly this story is terrible. I don't know where to start because the whole thing is hideous, just the idea that the enemy is negative-colors Mickey is enough to earn a solid 1/10