Collection of Overrated Anime, most of which are (shudders) "Shonen"

 

Dragon Ball Z (Forced to watch by overzealous elder brother. Guy's literally been hospitalized due head injury due DUI motorcycle accident -no helmet- if that tells you anything)

If the cancer's cancer had cancer, that'd be Dragon Ball Z. This piece of garbage doesn't need an introduction, this is the ultimate shonen anime, which is like saying the ultimate piece of shit. This kind of show in which the cardboard flat characters never die or if they do they just come back to life, where the "bad guys", all alike, just wake up one day and decide to destroy everything and just as fast they decide to become good immediately after being defeated in a predictible, repetitive one-on-one blurry "fight", where the content is so nonexistent that there entire filler episodes of the idiots having car races, fishing on a pond or playing volleyball on the beach. This is like necrosis on the body of Japanese Anime, a rotten blacken limb oozing pus and crawling with maggots, pauperizing and tagging all Anime as childrish and underdeveloped. 1/10 (because this system doesn't have negatives)

Filler? Where?

Seven Deadly Sins (When your garbage tries to appeal to sentiments... And fails miserably)

The series has two good things- battles and Daylight Escanor, the rest is pure garbage. Idiotic flat characters, especially "the captain" and the obnoxious pig-pet comic relief. I swear that at the "sad" moment in which he dies, I was so glad I was smiling, "Yes, die you annoying PoS!" And I almost drop the series when he comes back to life in that ridiculous shonen fashion. If I could I would refund every minute I spend on the series and just Google "Escanor Fights" 2/10


Attack on Titan (Overrated: the go-to example)

People kept talking about how genius this show was, how groundbreaking for all Anime, so special and great... I didn't feel any of that while watching it. I felt that the characters were distant and even if one of the many, many characters get eaten I didn't care in the slightest. So slow, so centrated on the details of political drama, showing off the world they made that they completely forget about the viewer. The only good thing about the show was the animation, although the giants need heavy re-design. 2/10

someone failed art school.


Konosuba (Useless characters, senseless plot = boring show)
This is an attempt at a comical parody of the isekai genre that in my opinion goes awry. Having all the cliches of the genre doesn't make it funny, it makes it boring, and they make the same jokes over and over again. By the time you end up watching the first episode, it's like you've watched the entire series. Moreover, there's so much lewd content ("fan service", one of the many cancers of Anime) that it makes me feel uncomfortable. It's like watching Hentai but with stupid jokes in between. 1/10


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