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| No. I did read a lot of things that were supposed to be scary and failed to deliver |
Let's take a moment to appreciate how the author jammed over ten cliffhangers into a mere ten-page Pasta;
"To this day, I regret ever turning around.", "I reached for the doorknob, and my heart sank to my knees. I didn't want to open that door. A feeling of dread hit me so hard I could barely think.", "Nothing in my life will ever be as unnerving as what I saw in her",
"Room six was Hell.", "I fell into what I now know was insanity.", "There was no exit. I was trapped here with it. And then it spoke again.", "Then I saw something I couldn't believe."
"I underestimated the abilities of NoEnd House. Unfortunately, things got more disturbing, more terrifying, and more unspeakable in room eight."
"I knew where I was. This was Hell. Room nine was Hell."
Wait... Wasn't room six hell? Anyways, I'd take to long to transcript all the cliffhangers, but you get the picture.
PR: A man enters the spooky NoEnd House, promising a $500 reward for reaching the end. However, the house itself is underwhelming, with one-third of the rooms being, as the author describes, "carbon copies" – simple wooden rooms with a lamp and chair.
The narrative features an inverted forest, how creative, a dark room, another dark room, and the protagonist's house, but his parents are dead. The first part concludes with the expected cliffhanger: his house is actually level ten. Wait, wasn't his house level seven?
Second Part
As the narrator describes the "Halloween music" playing in the background, accompanied by cringy horror phrases written in blood on the walls – "You can't save him, you can't save yourself" and "There's no escape" – I couldn't help but imagine "Sweet Dreams" Jeff theme song playing in the background. I also had to imagine the blood, in the story it's just plain boring SMS
I love the narrator's emotional inconsitency. First line? guilt. Second? Concern and fear. Third?
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| She's laughing like it's carnival |
Ah yes. "the reason the little girl terrified me. She was more than just a small child. Looking at her, I also saw what appeared to be a large man, covered in hair, with the head of a ram", peak horror right there.
Anyways, PR:
The first part prota's GF gets into NoEnd house to try and rescue him without any plans or gear, or weapons or anything. Intentions' what matters, right? She predictibly gets trapped into the house and discovers - after going thorugh extremely similar rooms than the first part but changed order - that Petey, MC's addict friend, is running the house. You can get a few hints of this by how sexist "management" is since GF gets like five managements' "you might need this" and MC just once. GF stabs the dude and becomes management herself, end of plot.
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| "When out of ideas just throw in some goat devils and you're good" -Brian Russell, author of NoEnd house |
Some people have said this isn't as bad as Sonic.exe or Jeff the killer, but Sonic at least has the excuse of being a game-based Pasta and Jeff is much funnier, and both are much shorter: this garbage of a plot got stretched for 7000 words of pure repeating the first part's moments, poor grammar, and redundacy. 1/10
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